Okay this is an embarrassingly stupid question. I can't figure out how to play
this flash file I've downloaded. Browser flash works fine, but I need to select
a program to run files... And I can't find the flash player exe anywhere.

Help me please ^_^

You need to download Flash 8 (trial will do) itself to get the stand-alone
flash player (saflashplayer for version 8). Or download SWiSH max (trial)
and get SwishPla.exe (that version 7 player I think).
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Jeckyl