Do you want to watch some cleaned up, wholesome Super Bowl Halftime Show,
with an aging ex-Beatle churning out dusty oldies, and silly love songs?
No, you want a racy, naughty Halftime Show, with a shocking surprise ending;
just like you got last year. You want cheesecake and wardrobe malfunctions.
Well, we here at Riptania are here to give you what you want. Our Halftime
show has got more “hey-hey” than you’ll ever get on network television.
Plus, you don’t have to watch it during halftime. You can watch any old
time you want, as many times as you want. And it’s FREE! It won’t even
cost you one thin dime. Do you know how much it would cost you to see Paul
McCartney in concert over and over again? What are you...made of money, or
something?
Don’t worry about sitting through some long drawn out production, either.
Our Halftime show is only a minute long. Do you know how long “Hey Jude”
goes on for? Disk Jockeys use to play that song when they had to go and
take a dump, score drugs, or fool around with some groupie. You can watch
our Halftime Show, and still have time for all kinds of other meshugas.
Just go to the “Sunday In Ward 8” page, and click on the link for the
Riptania Flash Halftime Show (and we do mean “Flash”). Maybe, you’ll be
amazed. In fact, you probably won’t be able to let it be . You’ll watch it
over and over again, until tomorrow becomes yesterday. Ah, mater, you’ll
love it...yeah, yeah, yeah!
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